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Are You A Network Marketing Douchebag? Tip 11

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Today’s tip is brought to you by the Marketing Douchebags that chase, pursue and harass everyone they come in contact with! Nothing says “You’re not important to me” like a person who only talks about themselves and their business. Make every post, article, email, video, tweet about how great you are and what everyone is [...]

Are You A Network Marketing Douchebag? Tip 10

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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Here is Tip 10 for all the Network Marketing Douchebag Wannabes out there… Everyone knows that attention grabbing subject lines are the way to get a readers attention when sending out email ads. So, as a Network Marketing Douchebag, you can send out ads with subject lines that have nothing to do with the email body itself. Nothing [...]

Are You A Network Marketing Douchebag? Tip 9

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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Network Marketing Douchebags it’s that time again! Tip 9 is all about YOU! That’s right, YOU and the credit you deserve. Sure you’ve learned a lot from others but it’s not up to you to give them credit. Never retweet, post or share helpful information with others. If you see a good video or get great advice [...]

Are You A Network Marketing Douchebag? Tip 8

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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Alright Marketing Douchebags, here is today’s lesson. In this lesson we are going to talk about contributing to the community. The Douchebag Code says “Never add something that might help another person achieve the success they want. That means keeping any and all secrets to yourself and don’t ever try to assist another person with helpful content or [...]

Are You A Network Marketing Douchebag? Tip 7

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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Hey Network Marketing Douchebags - Here is Tip 7! Forums are a great place to meet new people and help each other work out issues… But not for Douchebags! The Douchebag Code says to create each forum post as a blatant advertisement for your business. Who wants to help others? Or contribute to the community? Not Douchebags. [...]

Are You A Network Marketing Douchebag? Tip 6

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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Network Marketing Douchebags, it’s time for Tip 6. In order to be a true blue Network Marketing Douchebag you will need to switch companies all the time! Nothing says DB more than changing opportunities on a regular basis. The success you have yet to find has NOTHING to do with your lack of marketing skills or poor [...]

Are You A Network Marketing Douchebag? Tip 5

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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Network Marketing Douchebags Here is Tip 5! In order to be a real Network Marketing Douchebag you will need to make every social networking profile all about your business. It should resemble the giant billboards you see on the side of the road. Any friends you make on these sites will be thrilled to see ads [...]

Are You a Network Marketing Douchebag? Tip 4

Sunday, November 1, 2009

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Tip 4 Never Listen to ANYONE! As a Network Marketing Douchebag you are a “know it all”! You have the best business, the best compensation plan and the best products so there is one thing you will never have to do and that is listen! Here is Tip 4 for all you Social Networking Douchebags… Stop being a Social Marketing [...]

Are You a Network Marketing Douchebag? Tip 3

Sunday, November 1, 2009

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A Network Marketing Douchebag NEVER puts a picture in his or her profile. Social networking sites are there for douchebags to pimp and sell their products not to get to know other people. People LOVE being spammed by a faceless robot who is only out to promote their business. Here is the “Are You A Network Marketing [...]

Are You A Network Marketing Douchebag? Tip 2

Sunday, November 1, 2009

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Tip 2 Accost EVERYBODY on your social networking sites. Let everyone know from the second you meet them that you’re a Douchebag! Tell them how great your business is and make sure every message, tweet and post is all about how fantastic you are. This is even more powerful if you don’t use their name in the [...]